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  First published in Great Britain in 2012 by Simon and Schuster UK Ltd

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  Copyright © Hothouse Fiction Limited 2012

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  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, events or locales is entirely coincidental.

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  With thanks to Kate Cary

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  Who’s your perfect love match according to the stars?

  Signs of love stupid cupid

  ‘Thank you so much!’ I gasp, smiling at the cheering crowd.

  They go quiet and I squint against the lights, leaning towards the microphone. ‘You might not know this, but I’ve actually been reporting the news since I was six years old.’ My award – a cast-iron quill and ink-bottle – is so heavy I have to rest it on the podium. ‘When Tommy Mulholland kissed Britney Jones on the swings, the rest of the playground heard it from me first.’

  Below me, in the front row of the huge auditorium, Mum starts to laugh.

  ‘But truth has always been my guiding light, so when Britney returned the kiss with a punch, I reported that too.’

  Now everyone’s laughing.

  ‘Since then I’ve tried to pursue truth to every corner of the globe, giving voices to the voiceless, hope to the hopeless, help to the helpless and strength to the – er – weak.’

  I can see Dad next to Mum, his face shining with pride.

  ‘Thanks, Mum and Dad, for your faith and support. And . . .’ – my throat tightens – ‘. . . my dear brother Ben. Your courage and spirit have been my inspiration.’

  He’s smiling broadly. That’s worth more than any award.

  Tears well in my eyes and I cover my face with my hands. The auditorium fills with the sound of shuffling. I peer through my fingers; the audience are on their feet. And now they’re clapping again! Applause washes over me like a wave.

  ‘Gemma! Gemma!’ They’re calling my name.

  ‘And a massive thank you to all of you, my dear readers.’ I gulp back a sob. ‘Without your support, I wouldn’t be standing here today.’ I pick up my award and hold it aloft. Suddenly it’s as light as a feather. ‘And to everyone at the Oxford English Dictionary,’ I continue, on a roll now, ‘thank you so much for your wonderful words. And to the makers of Bic biros – thank you for your . . . your ink. And Filofax for keeping me organised and Canon for my printer and Microsoft for Office and—’

  ‘Gemma! Gemma!’

  Their shouts get louder. I feel like Brangelina and Prince Harry rolled into one.

  ‘Hey, Gemma! What’s up?’

  Treacle?

  I turn, jerked from my fantasy. The audience dissolves into a row of wheelie bins and the award in my hand morphs into a bottle of Sprite. I’m back on Furniss Street, heading for school and my best friend Treacle is racing along the pavement towards me, her huge sports bag scuffing the ground behind her.

  ‘What were you doing with that bottle?’ Treacle reaches me and slings her bag back over her shoulder. Her real name is Tracy, but ever since I can remember everyone has called her Treacle because of her shiny black hair. ‘I was watching you from the bus – you were holding it in the air like it was the Olympic torch or something.’

  My cheeks start to burn and I stuff the Sprite back into my bag. ‘Nothing, I was just – just – doing a bit of a workout.’

  Treacle snorts with laughter. ‘A workout? With a bottle of Sprite?’

  ‘Yes, actually.’ My imagination whirs into action. ‘Working out with bottled drinks is all the rage right now among celebs. It’s called Fizzical Education.’ I shoot Treacle a sideways glance. ‘That’s fizz as in fizzy drink – and the bonus is you get instant refreshment the minute you finish.’

  Treacle rolls her eyes at me. ‘Yeah, right. You were doing your acceptance speech again, weren’t you?’

  I grin and nod sheepishly. The trouble with Treacle is she knows me too well.

  She hooks her arm through mine as the school gates loom into view. ‘I swear you do most of your living inside your head.’

  ‘Yes, but it’s way more fun in there.’ I lurch forward as a Year Eleven pushes past us into the playground. ‘Being a Year Nine is not easy. It should be called Year Nobody.’

  Treacle frowns. ‘What do you mean?’

  ‘Well, that’s how you’re made to feel. Like a big fat nobody. You’re not in the top year, not in the bottom. Not doing GCSEs, not allowed to work in the tuck shop. It’s like we might as well not even exist. Year Nine sucks!’

  Treacle shrugs. ‘I like it.’

  ‘Yeah, well,’ I sniff. ‘You like football!’

  Treacle groans. ‘Don’t mention football. Our next match is on Thursday. I’m so nervous.’

  ‘Why?’ I look at her like she’s nuts. ‘You haven’t lost a single game all season.’

  ‘Yes, in the League, but this is the Cup. There’s way more at stake!’ Treacle shifts her sports bag to her other shoulder. ‘Hey, isn’t it your webthingy meeting today?’

  ‘Webzine. Yep.’ I feel a shiver of excitement. Mr Harris, our English teacher, has asked any students with an interest in journalism to come to a meeting after school today. He wants us to set up an online magazine for the school. This could be the beginning of my brilliant career. This could be the first rung on the ladder that leads to me breaking down in tears at an awards ceremony. This could be—

  Treacle nudges me. ‘Look. What’s up with Savannah?’

  I follow her gaze to a spot opposite the old brick bike shed. Savannah’s standing there, waving at us like she’s guiding a plane in to land.

  By the time we get to her she’s practically hopping up and down. ‘Girls, I need advice!’ As always, Savannah’s hair and make-up are flawless, but her deep brown eyes are clouded with worry and a tiny frown is crinkling her spotless forehead. ‘And I know I can trust you.’

  I try not to look shocked – Savannah is normally the walking definition of cool. In all our years of friendship she has never once asked Treacle or me for advice. On anything. ‘What’s wrong?’

  ‘Marcus and Josh have both asked me out,’ Savannah squeals. ‘What should I do? Which one should I choose?’

  ‘Oh.’ I dump my book bag on the ground. ‘Marcus?’

  Savannah screws up her face. ‘Josh is way better looking.’

  ‘But Marcus is nice,’ I point out. She was going to have to talk to him as w
ell as kiss him, surely?

  ‘Why not date both of them at once?’ Treacle suggests. ‘Then decide.’

  Savannah stares like Treacle’s just told her to go out with a Year Seven. ‘I couldn’t do that! They’d think I was some kind of date junkie.’

  Treacle’s the first to point out the obvious. ‘I’m afraid you’re asking the wrong people, Savannah. We’re not exactly dating experts.’ She sighs. ‘If only.’

  ‘Oh!’ Savannah leans forward. ‘Have you got your eye on someone, Treacle?’

  Treacle shifts her feet and blushes. ‘No.’

  ‘Yes you have, I can tell. Come on, you can tell me. I might be able to help.’

  ‘Well, I kind of like Jeff Simpson,’ Treacle mumbles.

  I wrap my arm round Treacle’s shoulders and give her an encouraging squeeze. She’s been madly in love with Jeff Simpson since we started at Green Park High. Sadly, like all the greatest love stories, it is tragically unrequited.

  ‘The Year Ten football captain?’ Savannah breaks into a smile. ‘Aiming high! I like it. But why haven’t you told me before?’

  ‘Cos it’s dumb,’ Treacle shrugs. ‘He’s in Year Ten – he’d never notice me.’

  ‘So?’ Savannah starts pulling her gleaming chestnut hair back into a loose ponytail. ‘He’s a boy. They’re not exactly complicated however old they are. Now, what am I going to do about Marcus and Josh?’ She blows a stray hair from her lips and looks thoughtful. ‘Josh,’ she decides. ‘He is better looking.’

  A shout goes up from across the yard. A huddle of boys are pointing at a couple ducking out from behind the bike shed.

  ‘Could they look any smugger?’ Savannah sniffs as Pete Croft and Laura Parkes emerge into the sunshine, hand in hand. But I can’t help smiling as I watch Pete offer to carry Laura’s schoolbag. They’ve been going out for over a year now, which is practically marital status at Green Park High. It’s been sweet watching their relationship blossom and grow. But I don’t know what they will do if the Head sticks to his plan of demolishing the old shed and putting up shiny new bike racks. There’ll be nowhere left for sneaky snogging sessions.

  An idea for my first webzine article explodes into my head like a camera flash. Pete and Laura aren’t the only ones to use the shed as cover for a bit of break-time one-on-one. Everyone’s dating activities will be seriously curtailed if the shed is destroyed.

  OMG! I can just see the headline now.

  SOS! Save Our Shed!

  And with one well-written article, I could spearhead a campaign to save the old building. And bring back hope to the hopeless and love to the—

  A flying football stings my legs. ‘Hey!’

  As it bounces away, Treacle stops it neatly with her foot.

  Savannah’s smiling. ‘Look who’s coming to get his ball back,’ she whispers.

  Treacle looks up as Jeff Simpson skids to a stop beside us.

  ‘Sorry,’ he grunts. ‘Ball got away from me.’

  Treacle hooks her toe under the ball and flicks it up to his chest.

  ‘Nice.’ Jeff knocks the ball down, catches it on his foot and balances it there.

  ‘Yeah, uh, you too,’ Treacle mutters.

  ‘Thanks.’ He lofts the ball then plays keepie-uppies for a moment before lobbing it back towards Treacle. She catches it on her foot and deftly kicks it back to him. It’s like watching one of those nature programmes on TV. I can just hear the voice-over in my head. We are now witnessing the dating ritual of the football fanatic, who like to woo each other with their fancy footwork and dribbling techniques.

  Jeff cocks his head and looks at Treacle. ‘Impressive.’

  I can see Treacle heading for a blush and prepare to cut in. But Jeff’s still talking.

  ‘We could use someone like you on our team.’ He bends and picks up the ball. ‘Shame you’re not a boy.’

  As he turns and heads away, Treacle stares after him. ‘He wishes I was a boy!’ she wails.

  ‘At least he’s noticed that you’re a girl . . .’ I say, trying to be encouraging.

  Savannah picks up her bag. ‘He’ll work it out eventually.’ She breezes away towards the entrance. ‘They usually do.’

  ‘In the early 1600s, German astronomer Johannes blah mathematically analysed known astronomical blah in order to develop three laws to describe the motion of planets about the blah . . .’ Mrs Murray’s voice drones over the classroom. Beside me, Treacle yawns. I pick up my pen.

  The Head wants to demolish the bike shed. He says bike racks will add more space to the playground. But what sort of space?

  ‘Of course, Newton tells us that the magnitude of the blah is in inverse proportion to the square of the distance from the blah.’

  I hardly hear Mrs Murray.

  Public space, that’s what.

  This article’s going to rock.

  Snogging is not a spectator sport. People need privacy not prying eyes.

  Mrs Murray turns and starts writing on the whiteboard. My pen is flying across my jotter.

  No one would build a staffroom with glass walls. Take away our shed and you take away our right to romance.

  The bell rings.

  ‘For homework,’ Mrs Murray calls as the class begins scraping back its stools, ‘read chapter blah.’

  I slide my jotter into my bag at breakneck speed. ‘I’m off to the webzine meeting,’ I say to Treacle. ‘Wish me luck.’

  ‘You won’t need luck,’ she replies. ‘You’re a brilliant writer. You’re going to knock ’em dead.’

  I smile at her and not for the first time feel massively relieved that she is my best friend. ‘Well, if I do ever make it as a journalist, I’d better get the exclusive interview with you when you become captain of the England women’s football team.’

  Treacle high-fives me. ‘You bet.’

  I jump to my feet, nearly tipping my chair over, and make my way to the door.

  ‘Don’t forget to phone me to let me know how it goes!’ Treacle calls after me.

  ‘OK!’ I charge out of the classroom and mount the stairs two at a time. There is no way I am going to be late for this meeting. My whole future in journalism could depend on it.

  The old storeroom that has been appointed the webzine HQ is over on the other side of the building. So by the time I arrive I’m red-faced and breathless. The musty smell of damp hits my nose as soon as I open the door.

  Mr Harris is sitting on a chair by the door, cleaning his glasses with his tea-stained tie. As always, his curly black hair is sprouting from his head like telephone wires. He looks at me and smiles. ‘Hello, Gemma.’

  ‘Hello,’ I pant back at him. Then I see Cindy Jensen sitting at a desk at the head of the room, a pen poised in her perfectly manicured hand.

  ‘Glad you could come,’ she says in the least ‘glad’ voice I have ever heard in my life. She jots something on the clipboard in front of her. Blonde, icy and a year above me, it seems she’s already taken control of the meeting. My heart sinks. I hope there will be other people from my year coming.

  The door squeaks behind me. I turn and see Jeff Simpson walk in. Oh my God. This is a brilliant development. If Jeff is going to be working on the webzine I’ll have plenty of opportunity to get to know him better. And if I can get to know him better then I’ll be able to pass on vital information to Treacle, like whether or not he’s single and what he likes to do other than football.

  And I’ll be able to make him see that Treacle is an even better match for him than the Cup Final.

  Jeff squeezes past me and takes a seat beside Mr Harris. The room’s cluttered with unwanted tables piled high with tattered textbooks.

  ‘Thank you for coming, Jeff,’ Mr Harris says.

  Jeff sighs and mumbles something about not having a choice.

  ‘We’ll get those English grades back up in no time,’ Mr Harris continues, oblivious.

  So Jeff is here as some kind of punishment. My initial excitement starts to fade. If he doesn’t
want to be here, he may not talk much and I’ll never find out any juicy titbits for Treacle.

  I look for a space to sit. Mr Harris, Jeff and Cindy are using all the chairs that aren’t stacked behind the table clutter. I spot a stool between two old desks and sit down, realising too late it’s only about half a metre high and I’m sitting so low I can hardly see over the stacks of Jane Austens and GCSE maths textbooks towering either side of me.

  The door opens and Will Bold saunters in as if he’s a rock star who has just parked his motorbike in the hall. Another Year Ten. I hug my schoolbag and wish for a Year Nine to arrive. I really don’t want to be the youngest one here.

  Will pushes his hand through his dark tousled hair and it falls into place like it’s straight from a shampoo ad. How does it do that? My hair will look like it’s starting its own ecosystem by now. No matter how long I spend with the straighteners before breakfast, by the end of school, the curls are back and crowding my face like kids round a chip shop.

  I try to imagine my curly hair away. I try to picture myself with perfect straight hair like Savannah. I can’t do it. I’m going to die unkissed. After all, what boy wants to be seen with a girl who can go from babe to yeti in less than three hours?

  Will looks down at Cindy. His gaze stops at her clipboard. ‘Taking names and numbers already?’ he asks.

  ‘There’s nothing wrong with being organised,’ she retorts.

  Will laughs. ‘That what all dictators say.’ He heaves a chair from behind one of the tables and sits down.

  ‘Gemma?’ Mr Harris beckons to me. ‘You look like you’d be more comfortable on one of these.’ He drags a chair from a stack and puts it beside Will’s. ‘You’ll get a better view from here.’

  I blush as I slide out carefully from between the textbooks. I’m not sure I want a better view if it means sitting so close to Will. I knock the pile of Austens. It totters dangerously till I slap my hand on the top copy. ‘Oops.’ A grin freezes on my face. No one comments, but Mr Harris smiles at me encouragingly. I cross the room, really envying the Invisible Man.

  Jeff’s busy picking a bit of dried mud off his shoe. Cindy’s eyeing me like she’s watching a toddler bash the square block against a triangular hole. I don’t even look at Will, but I feel his gaze as I take my seat. Then he speaks.